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Description
When the birthday budget is gone but the sarcasm is still fully funded, this card says it all. The front features an unimpressed orange cat in a party hat with the message “Money’s Tight, Times Are Hard, Here’s Your Fucking Birthday Card.” It is a funny adult birthday card for a best friend, sibling, partner, coworker, cat lover, or anyone who appreciates blunt humor and low-budget honesty. The grumpy cat artwork and rude punchline make this a great alternative to a sentimental birthday greeting.
Product details:
- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock
- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper
- Printed in Colorado, USA
- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve

