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Description
Tell her you care with the bare minimum romantic promise: you would notice if a bus took her out. This funny Valentine’s Day card for her says “I’d Miss You If You Were Hit by a Bus” with a hand-drawn yellow bus illustration. It is a sarcastic love card for a girlfriend, wife, fiancée, or female partner who prefers dry humor to gushy romance. Use it for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, a birthday, or a just-because reminder that she is, at minimum, irreplaceable by public transportation.
Product details:
- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock
- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper
- Printed in Colorado, USA
- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve
