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Description
Romance is alive, and the bar is reassuringly specific. This funny Valentine’s Day card for him says “I’d Miss You If You Were Hit by a Bus” with a hand-drawn yellow bus illustration. It is a dry, sarcastic love card for a boyfriend, husband, fiancé, or male partner who would be suspicious of anything overly sentimental. Give it for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, a birthday, or just because you want him to know his hypothetical bus-related absence would be noticed.
Product details:
- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card
- Blank inside for your personal message
- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock
- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper
- Printed in Colorado, USA
- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve

