The Great Bra Quest

Ditch the dodgy bra sizes and get real with your measurements, because the secret to a sexy bra is knowing your numbers. Bra shopping can be a wild ride – you're a 36D here, a 38C there, a 34DD somewhere else... it's like they're messing with you! But armed with your actual band and cup sizes, you'll be well on your way to a battalion of bra beauties.

Grab a soft tape measure and get ready to get cozy with your curves. Go braless or rock a nearly-naked bra (no padding, please!) and let's get started:

  • Band size: Wrap that tape measure snugly around your bust, just under the girls. Round to the nearest whole number, then add 4 inches if it's even, 5 if it's odd. Voilà! Your band size is born.
  • Bust size: Tape measure time again! Wrap it over your nipples or the fullest part of your bust (no squeezing, please!). Round to the nearest whole number.
  • Cup size: Do some simple math – subtract your band number from your bust number. This'll give you a difference between 0 and 7 (or more, you sassy thing!). Match this number to a cup size: 0 = AA, 1 = A, 2 = B, 3 = C, and so on.

Now, go forth and bra-shop with confidence! If a bra is too big or too small, play with the band and cup sizes until you find your match made in heaven. And remember, the band is where the magic happens – get that right and you're golden.

The Bra Fit Test: What's the 411?

You know the drill – a bra that's too small is a recipe for disaster (hello, quad boob and digging bands!). And a bra that's too big? More like a sad, saggy sack. Here's your cheat sheet:

  • Too Small:
    • Spilling over the cups? Not cute.
    • Digging band or back bulge? Ow!
    • Gappy or poky underwire? Nope!
    • Riding up when you raise your arms? Not a good sign.
    • Wonky band? More like a won't-work.
  • Too Big:
    • Gaping cups? More like a sad face.
    • Riding up, even on the tightest hook? Uh-oh!
    • Wrinkly cups? Not the look you're going for.
    • Straps always slipping? So annoying!
    • Sore shoulders? Where's the support?!

Bra Bonanza: 4 Types to Make You Swoon

Now the fun part – the bras! And because we love you, we're throwing in some sneaky self-check tips with each style. Think of it as a little homework to keep your boobs happy and healthy.

  • Curvy Cuties
    • Rock those curves with a flirty lace number or strappy stunner.
    • Tip #1: Keep an eye on your nipples. Discharge, inversion, rashes... if something looks off, check in with your doc.
  • Flirty & Frilly
    • Lace, lace, and more lace. Because delicate is the new sexy.
    • Tip #2: Know your breasts. Puckering, dimpling, sudden changes in size or shape? Your doctor needs to know.
  • Cupless Cuties
    • Let the girls shine with a cupless bra.
    • Tip #3: Get hands-on. Feel for lumps and thick areas. Your boobs will thank you.
  • Strappy Sensations
    • Bondage babe or strappy sweetheart, there's a bra for you.
    • Tip #4: Swelling in your armpit or around your collarbone? Pain that won't quit? Time for a doc visit.

The Breast Self-Check Cheat Sheet

  • Nipple discharge, inversion, rashes? Red flag!
  • Puckering, dimpling, sudden shape/size changes? Doc's orders!
  • Feel those boobs! Lumps and thick spots are no bueno.
  • Swelling in the armpit/collarbone? Pain outside your period? Get it checked out!

There you have it. A bra guide with a side of breast love. Happy shopping, and don't forget to check in with your girls.

Don’t forget, we have a 2 for $25 bra sale in stores only! Visit our store locator for the location nearest you!