Hey there, sexy people! We are SO ready to celebrate National Masturbation Month in style! Because let's be real: self-love is the best love. And sharing that self-love with your partner? That's just next level.
We're not talking about those awkward, fumbling high school experiments or your tipsy aunt's "advice" at Thanksgiving (yeah, let's just pretend that never happened). Nope, we're talking expert-level, mind-blowing, make-the-neighbors-wonder-what's-going-on tips. The kind of tips that'll make you wonder how you ever settled for boring old sex in the first place.
May 28th is International Masturbation Day. Don't get caught with your pants down (literally)! Stock up on those toys and get ready for a day of self-love and partner-love.
Masturbating with your bae? It's like leveling up your relationship. Imagine hours of teasing, touching, and watching each other get hotter and hotter. It's like foreplay, but the main event. And let's be real, there's something super hot about seeing your partner get themselves off. It's like getting a secret peek at what really turns them on.
And the intimacy? Off the charts. You'll learn all their secret spots, their favorite moves... it's like getting a masterclass in how to blow their mind. And when you do finally get together, it won't be boring old sex. It'll be like a fireworks explosion of desire.
But it's not just about them. Masturbating with your partner is all about embracing your own desires, trying new things, and keeping sex fresh and exciting. Because let's face it, even the hottest couples can get a little... meh after a while. This is like hitting the refresh button.
Okay, enough about the feels. Let's get to the good stuff!
Couple's Vibrators
These babies are a game changer. First, they keep things equal. No one's getting left out. And second, the power play? Off the charts. Imagine controlling your partner's vibes, or them controlling yours. It's like a little sexy game of cat and mouse.
And don't even get us started on the possibilities. Vibrating cock rings, dual vibes, vibrating massage wheels... the options are endless! Get creative, get wild, get ready for the best sex of your life!
Don't Forget The Extras We know, we know. The clit and cock are the stars of the show. But don't forget about the supporting actors! There are so many more ways to get your partner hot and bothered.
Tickle their nipples with vibrating clamps. Give 'em a little nip on the lip. Run a feather tickler across their armpits. Drizzle some hot wax down their neck. Hell, get a little electric and give 'em some shocks!
The point is, don't be afraid to get a little creative. There are so many ways to turn your partner on beyond the obvious.
Remote Control, Remote Orgasm This is where things get really fun. Imagine being able to control your partner's pleasure from across the room. Tease them, build them up, and then... nothing. Leave them dangling. Or maybe you'll be the one begging for release.
And it's not just about in person. Imagine being at work, and suddenly feeling that buzz. Your partner's got the controls, and they're not afraid to use 'em. It's like a little sexy game of cat and mouse, and the stakes are so much higher.
So don't be afraid to get a little techy. Your sex life will thank you.
Threesomes, Foursomes, and Moresomes
Okay, this one's not for everyone. But if you and your partner are down to get a little wild, getting a few extra hands (and mouths, and...) involved can take things to a whole new level.
Just make sure you've had the conversation. Jealousy, boundaries, all that jazz. Don't be that couple who ends up in couples therapy because one person got a little too into it.
But if you're all on the same page, the possibilities are endless. Watching someone go down on your partner while you get worked over... being blindfolded and not knowing who's doing what... having someone use a vibrator on you while your partner gets worked over... yeah, it's a whole new kind of hot.
Dress To Impress (Or Undress)
Naked is hot. But almost naked? That's even hotter. Imagine teasing your partner with a little lace, a little leather, a little see-through action.
And then there's costumes. The school girl, the cop, the naughty nurse... they're all classics for a reason. But don't be afraid to get a little creative. The witch, the vampire, the superhero... the possibilities are endless!
The point is, don't be afraid to embrace your inner perv. Because let's be real, that's what this is all about. Embracing your desires, having fun, and maybe, just maybe, discovering a whole new side of yourself.
So, there you have it. Our expert guide to taking your masturbation game to the next level. It's National Masturbation Month, and we can't wait to see how you celebrate. Just remember, always be safe, and always be a little bit naughty.
Happy masturbating, everyone!