Gather 'round. We're about to get up close and personal with the one and only clitoris – the human body's MVP (Most Valuable Pleasurer). This tiny but mighty superstar has one job and one job only: to bring on the bliss. No reproduction, no multitasking – just pure, unadulterated pleasure. Sounds like someone we all want to get to know better, right?
So, who was the genius who unearthed this "little man in the canoe"? Well, buckle up for a wild ride. The clitoris wasn't fully discovered until the 1990s. Yep, you read that right. For centuries, dudes in lab coats were like, "Hey, I think I found it!", then promptly forgot, only to "discover" it again. They thought it was just the penis's less cool cousin (newsflash: penis is jealous). Even Sigmund Freud got in on the action, deciding the clitoris was just a phase women went through until they realized penises were where it's at (um, what?). Even the sex guru team of Kinsey, Masters, and Johnson were all, "Yeah, it's a thing... but let's not get too technical."
Finally, in 1998, Dr. Helen O'Connell was like, "Enough of this nonsense!" This Aussie urologist busted out the MRI and was like, "Let's see what's really going on here." And just like that, the full glorious anatomy of the clitoris was revealed to the world. Talk about a hero move!
So, what's the big deal? Well, most people think of the clitoris as just a tiny button. But oh no, it's more like the tip of a very pleasurable iceberg. It's got parts for days (or at least 3-4 inches inside the body – roughly the length of the average flaccid penis). That little button you can see, the glans, is just the beginning. It's packed with a whopping 8,000 nerve endings (the penis can't even compete with that!). And that's just the start. Under the hood, the clitoris spreads out into a wishbone, connecting the glans with even more pleasure centers. It's like a nerve ending party down there! So, how do we get this party started? It's time to give the clitoris the love it deserves. With a little practice and a lot of communication, this little love button can unlock some serious orgasmic potential. It's time to forget what we thought we knew and get reacquainted with this ultimate pleasure seeker. The clitoris has been waiting patiently for its moment in the spotlight – let's give it the attention it's been craving. After all, who doesn't love a good happy ending?