Finding the perfect dildo is like searching for your soulmate (but, you know, for your vagina). You want something that feels just right, that makes you go weak in the knees, that makes you scream with pleasure. But with so many options out there, how do you find "the one"?
First things first, let's talk about size. Because, let's be real, size matters. You don't want something that's going to feel like a cocktail straw, but you also don't want something that's going to make you feel like you're trying to birth a small child. The sweet spot is different for everyone, but here's a general guide:
- Smaller dildos (6-8 inches) are great for beginners or for those who like a more realistic feel. Think of them as the "casual dating" of dildos.
- Medium dildos (8-10 inches) are like the "long-term boyfriend" of dildos. They're a step up from the smaller ones, but still easy to handle.
- Large dildos (10+ inches) are for those who like a little more...excitement. Think of them as the "sexy stranger" of dildos.
But length is only half the battle. You also have to think about girth. Do you like a little extra to grip onto, or do you prefer something slim and sleek? Here's how to translate diameter to circumference (because who actually understands that?):
- 1.5 inches in diameter = 4-4.5 inches in circumference (think of a smallish penis)
- 2 inches in diameter = 5.5-6 inches in circumference (think of a soda can)
- 3 inches in diameter = 8-8.5 inches in circumference (think of...well, something really big)
Now, let's talk features. Do you like it real, or do you like it real weird? There are dildos shaped like penises, dildos shaped like animals, hell, there are even dildos shaped like famous people. And then there's the material - silicone, glass, metal...the possibilities are endless!
And don't even get me started on vibration. Do you like a little buzz, or do you like it so strong it'll make your teeth chatter? There are vibes that are so strong, they'll make you cum in like 2 seconds.
So, how do you choose? Well, that's the fun part. You get to experiment, to try new things, to figure out what makes you tick. It's like dating, but without the risk of getting herpes or having to meet their parents.
And the best part? There's no one "right" answer. What works for your best friend might not work for you, and that's okay. Sex is all about experimentation and figuring out what feels good for YOU.
So go ahead, order a few dildos, and have a playdate with yourself. Because at the end of the day, the most important thing is that you're having fun. Happy shopping!