Masturbation To The Rescue!

Okay, okay, we get it. Masturbation is a touchy subject. But let's be real, everyone's doing it (or should be!). And that’s great news because we're here to tell you that self-love isn't just fun, there are lots of other things it can help you with!

  1. Masturbating is like a built-in mood booster! Think of it like your very own personal cheerleader. When you get those happy chemicals flowing, you're practically bouncing off the walls (or the bed, as it were). Who needs coffee when you have an orgasm?


  1. Need a study break? Masturbation is your study buddy! Let's be honest, sometimes the only thing standing between you and that textbook is... your hand. Next time you're staring at a problem, see if a little self-love can't make the solution a little clearer.


  1. Feeling stressed? Masturbation is your stress-busting superpower! Tension headache? Nervous energy? Orgasm to the rescue! That release is like hitting the reset button on your brain. Who needs meditation when you have this?


  1. Got a crush you just can't stop thinking about? Masturbation is your secret weapon! Is that new coworker driving you crazy? Old photos of your ex haunting you? Masturbation is like your personal erase button. Clear the slate and refocus your energy.


  1. Trouble falling asleep? Masturbation is your sleep fairy godmother! Can't shut off your brain? Orgasm to the rescue! That post-O relaxation is like a natural sleep aid. Say goodnight to those restless nights.


  1. Want to get to know your body better? Masturbation is your body's greatest hits! It's like a self-guided tour of your own pleasure map. Explore, experiment, and learn what really gets you going. It's like a health class field trip, but way more fun!


  1. Period cramps got you down? Masturbation is your natural pain reliever! Ladies, listen up! Those pesky cramps? Orgasm to the rescue! Endorphins to the rescue! It's like a little bit of heaven right when you need it.


  1. Masturbation makes you a better lover! More orgasms means more of that feel-good hormone dopamine. And more dopamine means a higher libido and more desire. It's a cycle of pleasure that keeps on giving!


  1. Masturbation gives you a post-O glow that'll make you look radiant! That rush of blood to the face? It's not just for your eyes. It's a whole-body boost that leaves you looking refreshed and revitalized. Who needs expensive skincare when you have orgasms?


  1. Masturbation promotes a positive body image and boosts confidence! Oxytocin, the love hormone, doesn't just happen with partners. When you orgasm, you're releasing this feel-good chemical that promotes self-love. So, treat yourself to some solo play and watch your confidence soar!

So, the next time you're feeling a little stressed, bored, or just fancy a treat, remember that your hand (or favorite toy) is your best friend. Embrace the laughs, the benefits, and the pure silliness of self-love. It's time to reclaim the joy of masturbation!

Sexy Suzie is a sex education professional with over 20 years experience in the sexual wellness field.  No content posted herein should be construed as medical advice.