Get Your Luck On

St. Patrick's Day is the perfect excuse to embrace your inner leprechaun and sprinkle a little magic into your life. Whether you're planning a raucous pub crawl or a cozy night in with your sweetheart, there's no better time to get a little lucky. So put on your greenest duds, pour yourself a pint, and get ready to laugh, love, and possibly even find that pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

  1. Drown the Shamrock: The Legendary Irish Whiskey Ritual

Legend has it that placing a clover at the bottom of your glass of Irish whiskey before the night's festivities begin is the key to a lucky St. Patrick's Day. As the evening wears on, simply dunk the shamrock into your drink and take a sip. The soggy clover is said to bring good fortune, so don't let it hit the floor – toss it over your shoulder instead! Who knows? That leprechaun-approved whiskey might just lead you to a pot of gold in the form of a smokin' hot date.

  1. Irish Pickup Lines So Cheesy They're Cute

Let's be real – most pickup lines are cringeworthy at best. But on St. Patrick's Day, anything goes! Ditch the boring small talk and unleash your inner flirt with these adorably cheesy lines:

  • "Is that a leprechaun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
  • "I'm Dublin my efforts to get you to go out with me."
  • "You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lover."
  1. Green with Envy? You Should Be!

Everyone knows the rules: wear green or risk getting pinched! But why settle for basic when you can get creative? Hide your green attire under your regular clothes and let the surprise reveal happen naturally. Or, for the bold and daring, don some green pasties (yes, we said pasties) for a laugh-out-loud minimalistic look.

  1. Stream & Chill: The Ultimate Low-Key St. Pat's Date Night

Who needs a stuffy dinner reservation when you can have a cozy night in with your favorite Irish movies or shows? Netflix's "Derry Girls" is a laugh-out-loud funny series that captures the zany energy of St. Patrick's Day. Or, for a more romantic vibe, cue up the charming rom-com "Leap Year" and snuggle up with a pint of Guinness by the fire.

  1. Get Lucky with These Hilariously Named Sex Positions

Okay, we won't lie – these positions probably won't bring you any actual luck, but they'll definitely add some fun to your St. Patrick's Day shenanigans.

  • Shamrock Shake

This playful position is named after the iconic St. Patrick's Day shake, and for good reason – it's all about the shake! Straddle your partner backwards, and get ready to show off that shamrock (your backside). Your partner will love the view, and you'll have total control of the rhythm. Want to add a shake to your shake? Try some tantalizing hip movements or a little bit of twerking. And if you're feeling adventurous, reach down and add some clit stimulation with your hands or a vibrator. The possibilities are as endless as a rainbow!


  • Blarney Stone

Kissing the Blarney Stone might involve a bit of contortion in real life, but in the bedroom, it's all about the pleasure. Have your partner lie down, and position yourself at the edge of the bed with your head resting on the pillow. Your partner will be the lucky "Stone," receiving oral delights while you get to enjoy the view. Don't forget to use your hands and lips to explore and tease, making it a truly unforgettable experience.

  • Four Leaf Clover

Who needs sex toys when you have two hands? This position is a masterclass in manual dexterity. Have your partner lie back and relax, and position yourself between their legs. Use your thumbs to press against the top wall of the vagina, and your fingers to stimulate the clit. Move your hands in a gentle, rhythmic motion, and voila! You've created your own personal four leaf clover. The key is to communicate – ask your partner what feels best, and adjust your technique accordingly.


  • Leprechaun Lift

This playful position requires a bit of strength and flexibility, but the payoff is worth it. Have your partner lie on their back, and straddle them facing their feet. Lift yourself up so you're suspended over their face, and enjoy the view as they try to catch a glimpse of that elusive pot of gold. Add some extra excitement by grinding or gyrating, and don't forget to communicate about what feels best.


Get creative with names, costumes, and props to make these positions even more fun and memorable.

So there you have it – five hilariously fun ways to make your St. Patrick's Day unforgettable! Whether you're single and ready to mingle, or settling in for a cozy night with your loved one, embrace the silliness and let your inner leprechaun shine. Sláinte!