{"product_id":"your-chariot-awaits-funny-birthday-card","title":"YOUR CHARIOT AWAITS FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD","description":"Their birthday transportation has arrived, and it comes equipped with tennis balls. This funny age birthday card features a walker surrounded by colorful confetti with the message “Your Chariot Awaits. Happy Birthday!” It is a playful old-age joke for a mom, dad, grandparent, spouse, sibling, older friend, or coworker who can laugh about getting another year older. Use it for a milestone birthday or any celebration where a sarcastic retirement-home joke will land better than another card about aging gracefully.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397189865749,"sku":"810063485535","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/02405ddd1.png?v=1794505697","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/your-chariot-awaits-funny-birthday-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}