{"product_id":"santa-hates-little-b-tches-card","title":"SANTA HATES LITTLE B*TCHES CARD","description":"Put your favorite troublemaker exactly where they belong: at the top of Santa’s naughty list. This funny Christmas card says “Santa Hates Little Bitches” with playful elf illustrations, candy-cane accents, and festive typography on a mint green background. It is a rude holiday card for a best friend, sibling, coworker, partner, or family member who has been absolutely terrible all year and will take the joke as the compliment it is meant to be.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397190619413,"sku":"810171406316","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/3dc9c2ba1.png?v=1794508001","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/santa-hates-little-b-tches-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}