{"product_id":"nothing-butt-a-merry-christmas-card","title":"NOTHING BUTT A MERRY CHRISTMAS CARD","description":"Send a holiday greeting with plenty of cheer and one very visible rear. This funny Christmas card says “Wishing You Nothing Butt a Merry Christmas” alongside an upside-down Santa showing off his rounded backside. It is a silly holiday card for friends, siblings, coworkers, partners, or anyone who loves butt jokes, bathroom humor, and unapologetically immature Christmas puns. The pastel winter colors and snowflake accents make the cheeky Santa artwork surprisingly festive.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397190717717,"sku":"810171406491","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/471991d01.png?v=1794508015","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/nothing-butt-a-merry-christmas-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}