{"product_id":"moneys-tight-cat-funny-birthday-card","title":"MONEY'S TIGHT CAT FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD","description":"When the birthday budget is gone but the sarcasm is still fully funded, this card says it all. The front features an unimpressed orange cat in a party hat with the message “Money’s Tight, Times Are Hard, Here’s Your Fucking Birthday Card.” It is a funny adult birthday card for a best friend, sibling, partner, coworker, cat lover, or anyone who appreciates blunt humor and low-budget honesty. The grumpy cat artwork and rude punchline make this a great alternative to a sentimental birthday greeting.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397189472533,"sku":"810063484385","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/17ece1e52.png?v=1794505016","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/moneys-tight-cat-funny-birthday-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}