{"product_id":"merry-little-christmas-funny-card","title":"MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS FUNNY CARD","description":"Nothing says holiday cheer like a grumpy cat rejecting the entire concept. This funny Christmas card features a black cat in a Santa hat knocking over a present beside the message “Christmas Cat Says Fuck You and Your Merry Little Christmas.” It is a sarcastic holiday card for a cat lover, cynical friend, sibling, coworker, or anyone who has had enough forced festive enthusiasm. The snowflake accents and cranky feline artwork make it a perfect rude Christmas card for people who prefer claws to carols.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397190586645,"sku":"810171406231","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/c0793ad71.png?v=1794507996","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/merry-little-christmas-funny-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}