{"product_id":"id-miss-you-funny-valentines-day-card","title":"I'D MISS YOU FUNNY VALENTINE'S DAY CARD","description":"Romance is alive, and the bar is reassuringly specific. This funny Valentine’s Day card for him says “I’d Miss You If You Were Hit by a Bus” with a hand-drawn yellow bus illustration. It is a dry, sarcastic love card for a boyfriend, husband, fiancé, or male partner who would be suspicious of anything overly sentimental. Give it for Valentine’s Day, an anniversary, a birthday, or just because you want him to know his hypothetical bus-related absence would be noticed.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397190422805,"sku":"810171402080","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/7fe0d3bb1.png?v=1794506674","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/id-miss-you-funny-valentines-day-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}