{"product_id":"happy-birthday-loser-funny-birthday-card","title":"HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOSER FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD","description":"Give your favorite loser the birthday recognition they deserve. This funny birthday card features a goofy stick figure flipping two middle fingers beside the words “Happy Birthday Loser,” with colorful confetti and intentionally childish doodle-style artwork. It is a rude birthday card for a best friend, sibling, partner, roommate, or coworker who appreciates sarcasm and can take a joke. The simple design delivers maximum insult with the affectionate energy of a friendship that has gone on far too long.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397190521109,"sku":"810171404084","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/eb970c461.png?v=1794507821","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/happy-birthday-loser-funny-birthday-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}