{"product_id":"happy-birthday-biatch-card","title":"HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIATCH CARD","description":"Celebrate your favorite biatch with a birthday card that brings full retro attitude. This funny vintage-style card features a comic-inspired woman holding a cupcake with a lit candle beneath a speech bubble that says “Happy Birthday Biatch!” The pink background, confetti details, and 1970s-inspired artwork make it a fun card for a best friend, sister, girlfriend, wife, coworker, or anyone who appreciates sassy birthday humor and nostalgic illustration.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397190750485,"sku":"810171406613","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/6880b2161.png?v=1794508022","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/happy-birthday-biatch-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}