{"product_id":"f-cking-fossil-funny-birthday-card","title":"F*CKING FOSSIL FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD","description":"Celebrate another trip around the sun with a little prehistoric disrespect. This funny birthday card features a dinosaur fossil excavation and the message “Happy Birthday You Fucking Fossil.” It is made for friends, siblings, parents, grandparents, spouses, coworkers, dinosaur fans, and anyone getting older who can handle a good-natured roast. Use it as a rude milestone birthday card for a 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, or any birthday when the candles are starting to look like an archaeological site.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397189439765,"sku":"810063482138","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/d5af666a1.png?v=1794504702","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/f-cking-fossil-funny-birthday-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}