{"product_id":"always-be-younger-than-me-funny-birthday-card","title":"ALWAYS BE YOUNGER THAN ME FUNNY BIRTHDAY CARD","description":"There is always one unfair thing about their birthday: they will still be younger than you. This sarcastic birthday card reads “You’ll Always Be Younger Than Me. Screw You.” with red circled markup that calls extra attention to the insult. It is a funny age joke for a younger friend, sibling, coworker, partner, or anyone whose youth you resent on principle. The minimalist white design keeps the focus on the passive-aggressive birthday message.\n\nProduct details:\n- One 5 x 7 inch (A7) greeting card\n- Blank inside for your personal message\n- Thick, durable premium matte cardstock\n- Includes one kraft brown envelope made with 30% post-consumer recycled paper\n- Printed in Colorado, USA\n- Sealed in a reusable clear protective sleeve","brand":"SLEAZY GREETINGS","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50397190783253,"sku":"810171407795","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0764\/2860\/7765\/files\/a539d3181.png?v=1794508026","url":"https:\/\/suzies.com\/products\/always-be-younger-than-me-funny-birthday-card","provider":"Suzies.com - Adult Superstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}